At ease, soldiers.
Okay, not quite that much at ease.
White people: I was sky diving off a cliff trying to surf into hurricane
Black people: I called my mama by her first name
Tips for a successful job interview:
- moonwalk your way in
- do not answer any questions
- just moonwalk through the whole interview
A Naruto Promo/AMV that I did like how Toonami Promos Used to be
Check it out and tell me if you get the same vibe
this actually isnt bad lol
i sent krystal a pic of me archin my back ass in the air ready for action and she logged out
no it’s a girl trying to jump out a fucking window not a turkey
actually its the movie taken 2 stupid white faggots
sO TODAY I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY MOM AND SHE WAS GETTING MONEY AND SHE SAID “YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS MONEY IN A SAFE PLACE” SO I WENT TO HER EAR AND WHISPERED “IN MY BUTTHOLE” AND I GUESS THE BANK LADY HEARD ME BECAUSE SHE STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AND SHE COULDN’T STOP