thefrogman:

At ease, soldiers.

Okay, not quite that much at ease. 

f-arra:

by picnicing on a rocket

Me

coldeyesthatburn:

White people: I was sky diving off a cliff trying to surf into hurricane
Black people: I called my mama by her first name

internetexplorers:

Tips for a successful job interview:

• moonwalk your way in
• do not answer any questions
• just moonwalk through the whole interview

kidxforever:

freekahzoid:

A Naruto Promo/AMV that I did like how Toonami Promos Used to be

Check it out and tell me if you get the same vibe

this actually isnt bad lol

tupacabra:

i sent krystal a pic of me archin my back ass in the air ready for action and she logged out

v0tum:

untell:

silencely:

It’s turkey!

no it’s a girl trying to jump out a fucking window not a turkey

actually its the movie taken 2 stupid white faggots

Mmm

because-yolo:

sO TODAY I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY MOM AND SHE WAS GETTING MONEY AND SHE SAID “YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS MONEY IN A SAFE PLACE” SO I WENT TO HER EAR AND WHISPERED “IN MY BUTTHOLE” AND I GUESS THE BANK LADY HEARD ME BECAUSE SHE STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AND SHE COULDN’T STOP